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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

So my husband broke the cardinal rule.

He informed me that I was only angry at him because I was PMSing. His calendar said so.

First of all, is it scary that even though I haven’t seen him in 15 months, he still knows my menstrual cycle better than I do?

Second of all, what makes him so damn sure that it’s PMS and that he’s not just an ass? I have plenty enough on my plate with fixing up this house and dealing with the kids, while he sits there constantly offering his bright ideas and criticisms. I have every right to be mad at him, PMS not withstanding!

So tonight, I threatened to send him the kids the second their passports arrived back from the Consulate. He told me he thought that was a good idea.

Apparently, he’s in crawl mode.

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