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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

She Said: Why do you love me? Be specific.
He Said: You and I were destined to grow old together. Or make each other old. One of those two.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

He Said: I’m about ready to go down to the State Department and offer sexual favors to anyone who can get you here faster.
She Said: I think they’d prefer money.

Friday, January 18, 2008

She said: Do you want some wine tonight?
He said: Sure. You’re easy when you’re drunk.
She said: You’re better looking when I’m drunk.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

He said: I had this awful dream last night.
She said: Poor thing ... what was it?
He said: You were chasing me around with a knife.
She said: Really?
He said: Yeah.
She said: What’d you do??

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

He Said: Y’know baby, you still have an hourglass figure.
She Said: I know. Pity it’s running on a 24 hour clock.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Bridget Jones’ Diary was on the idiot box tonight, and I was reminded of this exchange the first time we watched the movie together.

He said: Would you do that?
She said: Do what?
He said: Run outside in your undies to chase me, like she did.
She said: In the snow?
He said: Yeah. Would you?
She said: Shit no!
He said: Why not?
She said: Cos you’re not Colin Firth.

He Said, She Said ...

All of the snippets chronicled here are actual conversations held between her and that other one (aka, him). It's true. We're not making this stuff up. They took place in person, on the phone or via email, and well ... no more explanations are necessary.

Entries marked as 'Classic' are fairly old, and have been brought over from a long abandoned Xanga site of the same (or at least a similar) name.

Content can also be somewhat risqué, so please be aware of who's peering over your shoulder.

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